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Michael Demotivational Poster

I'm so old -

TAGS: prince michael jackson baby boom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:24 pm
Man, good poster here, Inspector. Unfortunately, I remember when Liberace was normal…then weird. Crap, I’m an ancient phukk.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 28, 2014, 4:42 pm
Well done inspector. Sad but true. Sad, but f**king true.
TheSanityInspector - January 17, 2014, 2:26 pm
EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2014, 2:04 pm
So...Prince is Martin Luther King's son, right?

EPIC WIN - When boobs meet cute kittehs

TAGS: michaelalwlor
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by Michaeltheking

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 28, 2010, 3:01 am
And What's wrong with a tiny pussy?
Treehodger - February 28, 2010, 1:25 am
Holy shit that's a small cat! O.o


COACH HINES - He will set you on fire like a charcoal burkite.

TAGS: coach hines madtv keegan michael keyes
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Todd M.

Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 2:25 am
lawl, steroid bust one was classic! cant really decide which one is my favorite. ice cream rant is near the top
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 2:06 am
For pete's pepper son, just try not to misquote again, or this chalk's going up your nose, and out your finger... and that's impossible!
Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:56 am
didn't think ya were insulting, i just typed in dictionary.com something that sounded like what he said and looked at the suggestions they gave and thats the first one i saw. gonna have to make a different one cause coach hines would not approve! lol
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:52 am
It's motifake... all in good fun. I really like Coach Hines' skits.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:51 am
Just ribbing ya.... no insult meant. Say a line or two, thought I'd run with them.
Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:50 am
agdaniele it was hard to hear what he said from the laughter. i figured it was either briquette or burkite(to murder, as by suffocation, to leave no or few marks of violence). with the context of his rants i felt burkite was the more logical choice.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:30 am
man I've been meaning to ask. What's the story behind your Nik? My GF is called Danielle and she was pretty sure you must be a chick. based on past comments, I'm sure you're not. so wtf?
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 12:22 am
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:15 am
OK I get it.....you're sick Aggy.(the love of Guinness should have given that away)
mooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Also. Open ended quotes are dumb.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:04 am
good one. but I don't get the "maps of Hawaii reference.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:51 pm
HA!!! You didn't think they'd check it out with a black light, huh? Maps of hawaii!!!
moooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:48 pm
I was gonna return my new logitech set and buy one but future shop said "no returns on stained items" whatever that means.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:46 pm
Tsk, tsk.... you need to upgrade to the 3.0 emotifake comment keyboard. It coats comments in sarcasm, laughter, etc.
mooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:44 pm
I know, how come no one can read my inflection on the internet?
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
I was loosely referring to Pyrite... thought I'd be as far off as his spelling of briquette.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:37 pm
It was sarcasm, mooooo.
mooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:32 pm
You're thinking of Burkeite. But that doesn't make this poster funny.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:23 pm
Burkite? Isn't that fool's gold?

MICHAEL J. FOX - Press and hold F11...One way ticket to hell anyone?

TAGS: michael j fox
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by crystalballer2829

Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 3:16 pm
Don't worry about it sh!t happens and you learn from it. Also a clean pic is always a good platform for a good fake.
crystalballer2829 - April 20, 2010, 3:12 pm
Awww dang :(
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 2:03 pm
Good joke but this was done already with a different twist. check it - 87169

PEPSI WHITE - The new Michael Jackson tribute flavor

TAGS: pepsi white michael jackson yogurt
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by bOB cHIN

misfit - July 28, 2009, 6:50 pm
pepsi and yogurt? yak!


TAGS: sarah palin hunting michael vick jail
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Bob

Bill - December 9, 2010, 9:56 pm
If she is hunting for food more power to her ... if shes hunting just for the kill, throw her ass in jail
Roger - May 31, 2009, 3:45 pm
Captain Obvious'. They are all bellow me.
Cheech - May 9, 2009, 8:16 pm
There is a BIG difference between hunting and dog fighting numnuts.
DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 4:48 am
vick forgot to eat the dogs.
Jmac0585 - May 8, 2009, 10:19 am
Because Michael Vick Broke the law. Hunting is legal. Reading is fundamental.

OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL WINNER . . . - . . . in the 500m freestyle buffet.


TAGS: vitiligo michael jackson disease
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Pedro

Derek - August 4, 2009, 1:20 am
Perhaps a self-imposed strain. At least this poor guy's nose is intact.

NINJAS - Proving America's superiority when it comes to kick-ass entertainment.

TAGS: ninja naruto michaelangelo nunchucks dattebayo
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:31 am
Mutated turtles, trained by a mutated rat should be better than awesomely cool human martial artists (YES, I know, the dub LEAVES a lot to be desired, but this is always the problem with dubs, especially from Japanese to English)? C'MON!
HerculesPwns - September 16, 2009, 10:57 am
Pwwwned XD
No-one - March 20, 2009, 3:29 pm
Nice pic, but letting naruto represent all japanese ninjas is grossly unfair since the whole Naruto series is as bad as ninjas get.
Berge - March 3, 2009, 12:48 pm
Except when you screw up an awesome japanese show by dubbing it in english for 3rd graders. "Believe It!" is a catchphrase added by AMERICA. It's not in the japanese version. (I'm also a TMNT fan btw)

HINDSIGHT - And we wondered why George was always single

TAGS: gay george michael hindsight
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by K Wells

ladyomegasupreme - June 16, 2010, 3:00 am
Dilly, looks like you're right!!! bBut then again, he's probably always been into "watersports"
DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 4:03 am
seriously...did he pee his shorts?!?

MICHAEL JACKSON - Proof that only in America can you be born a poor black boy, and die a rich white woman.

TAGS: michael jackson
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by angus90

Me_ - April 7, 2010, 2:07 pm
forseti - April 7, 2010, 3:28 am
tell me something new


TAGS: michael jackson children kids rape
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Solgard

la la - October 29, 2009, 1:48 am
Fuck you. He never raped anykid so go fuck yourself
lul - June 26, 2009, 10:12 pm
he dead now sucka!
Scorpio7 - February 12, 2009, 11:08 pm
ONLY if your child has a penis.


TAGS: neener is invisible to michaela conlin
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Neener

AdmiralAckbar - October 29, 2010, 1:14 am
nice work, no great work
rerun - October 29, 2010, 12:57 am

good work neener.
Neener - October 29, 2010, 12:42 am
ok Cubby! 1 more to go for the Cubby Challenge
angelous - October 29, 2010, 12:41 am
lol, sometimes it's got to be faced... :S xD

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY - you've been struck by a failed ventricle

TAGS: michael jackson smooth criminal
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 5:48 pm
Guilty !
TheTrashHeap - July 2, 2010, 1:47 am
Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 1:38 am
Is It Cool That Im Atracted to Mj?
boeweizer - January 19, 2010, 5:07 am
im more apathetic about death i just go,eh what can i do, answer not much so i forget
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 5:25 pm
God, that made me laugh so hard. I could literally hear the song as I was reading it, then...ahahahahahaa
Haarakkon - August 18, 2009, 8:41 am
Expand your horizons. Google "ventricle". We'll stay away from "hypothalamus" for now.
... - August 18, 2009, 8:31 am
What did this poster mean by "failed ventricle?"
BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:42 pm
Harsh, maybe.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 4:02 am
Weren't you sworn to secrecy? pass the paint.....
a name - July 4, 2009, 4:01 am
Actually, I heard on TMZ that him, Elvis and 2pac are all in Cuba right now in a house owned by Bigfoot. Either that or I'm sniffing paint again...
moooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:57 am
I'm telling you. He faked it. He's in the park by your house right now.
a name - July 4, 2009, 3:50 am
Well he looked enough like an embalmed corpse in real life, I don't think the funeral home will have to do much other than glue his wig to his head and, if there is a God, his hand to his crotch.
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:25 am
If you've never heard of Jon Lajoie, Well, you just suck.
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:24 am
If you haven't heard Jon Lajoie's "Michael Jackson is dead" You really should.
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:42 am
We'll always have Paris. That's what we called it when I smashed his penis with a lead model of the Eiffel Tower.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:40 am
Hey I didn't order this pizza with...SAUSAGE!!
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:39 am
Or bathwater silt float...whatever.
mooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:38 am
I'm on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend!
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:38 am
Yeah it kinda like drinking a beer float!
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:36 am
I'm gonna assume aggy is praying to the porcelain god right now. One Guinness would do that to me......Yuck.
moooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:27 am
Ask for type "o" It has an earthy Oak flavour with a touch of nutmeg.
moooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:26 am
Spelling fail. Seppuku commencing in 3...2...1
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:25 am
I'll get on it as soon as I have a change of blood.
moooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:24 am
Defenitley check out Drawn together aggy. And TTH, Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:23 am
TTH... moooooo sells with a purpose of fulfillment. You needn't call the game.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:18 am
hey moooooooo when i sold her to you i said it was hush hush!
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:18 am
Big Comedy Central fan... never wathced Drawn Together. Stand-up fan, moreso.
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:17 am
I'm with you on that one Aggy. But TTH and I were just trading "Drawn Together" lines. I'm no perv....just ask the chick in my cellar.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:15 am
LMAO! Girls ain't my thing.... gotta know temselves first. 25+ usually.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:12 am
Yeah, You're not making as much sense as usual....but who am I to talk.
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:11 am
Here's to the tiniest ass you can tap without setting off an Amber Alert!
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:09 am
I cannot lie... I'm chasing the 24th Guinness (4th 6-pack) and I'm only 5 behind.
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:07 am
Aggy. Did you fall in a vat of Guinness? Or PCP, I know they have a lot of PCP in Nevada.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:07 am
No Funyuns? How can that be? Impossible.
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:06 am
Sadly no funions in Canada as far as I know. I think she just felt left out.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:06 am
I'm not the smoker one might suspect... hotel.casino had me more focused... not riding the white pony.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:05 am
I hope Porcelina doesnt catch us on her poster! she gets mad!
moooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:02 am
Double dong Denzel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:02 am
have you ever seen funions for sale in Canada?
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:00 am
A twelve year old girl and a donkey?
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:57 am
You like drawn together too? I'm starting to think your my long lost twin brother. But seriously, funions or GTFO.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 12:55 am
no way dem's foxy's funions!
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:54 am
[email protected]
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:53 am
Excellent. Bring your bank card......and some funions.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 12:53 am
Ummmmm - as long as my trip to Chicago wasn't a waste?
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 12:52 am
I shall be in an hour early or so to go to the dogpark. but i will be at the game.
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:49 am
Aggy. I never knew you were into watersports. TTH. will you be attending the festivities in the wheat city tomorrow? starting at 1800hrs.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 12:36 am
Did they bury him in neverland or back home in georgia, or did they just put him in the recycle box for pickup?
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 12:30 am
All arguments aside, P rocks! Cope, morons!
Moooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:19 am
Am I the only one who thinks he might have found a way to fake it? I mean, He's been slowly turning white for a decade and he knows a plastic surgeon or two. Maybe he's just playing golf and living in some suburban neighborhood. Maybe YOUR neighborhood.
LOL funnyyyyyyy - July 4, 2009, 12:06 am
Too soon? Are you kidding? Everyone knew the jokes were going to happen asap!
Woody - July 1, 2009, 5:05 pm
Not too soon, too late.
Grammar Nazi - June 29, 2009, 2:04 pm
too soon.
Jmac0585 - June 29, 2009, 10:43 am
The only thing this poster is missing is a WAA-WAAA trombone note, ala Debbie Downer.
motifake - June 29, 2009, 10:34 am

Now give her 5 lions, because I know a bunch of you guys dinged this poster already :)
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 1:33 pm
Thank youu
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:31 am
Motifake: You da man!!!
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:31 am
Porcelina: Always post genius. That was too good not to share.
motifake - June 27, 2009, 8:40 am

will assign this one to porcelina
Agent K - June 27, 2009, 6:02 am
not cool...not cool at all, epic fail for stealing!
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:55 am
A ripoff from Porcelina? First of all, why on earth didn't you post it? Secondly, I now understand why it was posted anonymously... if ID'd it would be a death sentence!
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 12:47 am
What the fuuuuck. I posted that on the forum
agdaniele - June 26, 2009, 11:35 pm
This is my kind of humor. I have to give it a 5, but it's extremely chickenshit to post it anonymously. If you're gonna be bad... show your stuff, or let it be.


TAGS: bark knight dogs michael vick
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by DreMagnum

R.S.Jake - March 29, 2010, 1:50 pm
And only about 3000 comments behind #1...go go go! You can do it!
DreMagnum - March 29, 2010, 1:45 pm
Dont mind this one, just being #2 in comments
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 12:38 am
He burned brightly.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 12:35 am
See there he is.
agdaniele - December 31, 2009, 9:15 pm
Come on, noobs... welcome to Motifake and all, but PLEASE take more than 20 seconds per poster... I'm approving things I normally wouldn't... just so the new posters don't slow to a trickle. Please try harder!
GreyScorpion - December 29, 2009, 10:41 am
go back to your glory hole job Tosser
tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:40 am
You are a disgrace to humanity, and therefore you must kill yourself immeadiatley. No, really!
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 11:56 pm
Secondly... those who 1L only the top 5. You look at the posters submitted before and after them, and that user hasn't voted on them... just 1L'd the top 5. That's not cool.
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 11:55 pm
I've explained to many that I'm not going all, as you put it, Gestapo. Carpet bombers are not cool. If you're going to carpet bomb someone, start today... and vote 1L on their posters.. just don't carpet bomb their cache.
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
I'm sure he realizes that you're not like the Gestapo. You're just after the snipers and carpet bombers...and that's a mission we can all get behind.
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
Bone is good people... it's more of an issue of overall/general anonymity to him, I'm sure. I have no interest in watching what everyone votes. Just hitting certain abusers. 1L to your heart's content!
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 11:27 pm
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 11:22 pm
Well...that isn't suspicious at all.
BoneCD - December 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
If you really want to stop the 1L madness then stop all voting!
BoneCD - December 21, 2009, 11:19 pm
Great! I think that you're all out of F'n control and Big Brother is upon us. Good luck with all that!
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 10:50 pm
Nah... just the most recent. Same IP 1L'd my two last night... and again now. Not bright.
MrRandom - December 21, 2009, 10:50 pm
Relaxing after a final, and reading a book. I'm just that hardcore.
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 10:49 pm
That's charitable of you, Random...perhaps a bit TOO charitable. Where were you on the night of...tonight? jk
MrRandom - December 21, 2009, 10:45 pm
I'm sure it took some amount of IQ to click on all your posters. The bombers at least have to have that, right?
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 10:45 pm
If it happens again, I'll ban the IP address, and we'll play a game called "which motifaker isn't here anymore?"
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 10:44 pm
Got my top ones bombed again. Cool part is, I've now got the IP address. Idiot.
CANADA - December 16, 2009, 12:50 am
PMS strikes again
agdaniele - December 16, 2009, 12:24 am
Aparently, attitude ain't on vacation!
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:23 am
geeeez, somebody needs a beer or something...
DreMagnum - December 16, 2009, 12:20 am
DreMagnum - December 16, 2009, 12:20 am
Sorry bone, but it looks like I will be able to visit here more often than I thought I would before. thanks for the warm welcome by the was....jerk
agdaniele - December 16, 2009, 12:19 am
Back already?
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:17 am
Dre...Dre's not here, he's home for the holidays. Try next week, K.
DreMagnum - December 16, 2009, 12:13 am
Seriously? I leave a less than a week ago, and you spam my poster with 300+ comments? thanks guys
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:46 am
Good night Mrs. Howell.......Me and my coconut radio will se ya later.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:39 am
later Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 1:37 am
Good night one and all. (Including Moooo+.)
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 1:23 am
HA! Bad photoshop tomorrow. I've never done photoshop so I should be in like flynn.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:24 am
Wait.... is veggie here? Or, is it the cucumber warrior now?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:23 am
Goodnight, cow... jumping over the moon.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:19 am
Night, Canada... just remember.... You can't stop the beat!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:18 am
Night Jon Boy!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:17 am
Don't apologize CANADA....just edumacate yer self....Night Aggy.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:17 am
ya i gota crash too, night
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:16 am
I'm off to bed... 3 hours of sleep needed before doing hard labor. (no, not picking strawberries)
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:15 am
Don't be coy.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:14 am
sorry moo, but i've never heard of him before
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:13 am
Guilty ;)
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:13 am
(and the hole in it)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:12 am
But I'm only attracted to aggy....it's the sombrero.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:11 am
Awww...you guys.....you guys, YOU Guys......I love you guys.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:10 am
I've been hit by bigger girls than you.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:10 am
already watched it
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:09 am
Indeed, moooooo... and that comment, coincidentally, gets you a very hard slap. It takes the attention from the knee to the nuts.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:09 am
Jon Lajoie FTW!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:08 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:08 am
Aren't those all the same Aggy?
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 4:07 am
Vagina Hubris?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:07 am
Support your Canadian Brother.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:07 am
@ Random and CANADA....read my thread!......Follow the instructions...You'll love it.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:07 am
Hell, I've never dated a mexican... puerto rican, argentinian and cuban... but never the meximelts.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:06 am
I know.... I'm legal.... that's sooooo not sexy.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:05 am
I like a girl who built her own truck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:05 am
They're not avoiding you Aggy...there's just a guy on the next block with a bigger burrito.....and a green card.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:04 am
your balls in an open window on a cold night?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:03 am
Neither of you Canucks know what a blueberry blond is?......
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:03 am
I have had a lot of blonde girlfriends, but have always prefered red and brown.
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 4:02 am
Lot of brunettes in Calgary
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:02 am
No good, Canada... smart girls know well enough to stay away from me.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:01 am
all kinds at the U of M
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:00 am
Really? What the hell? Lazy-ass mexicans can't make it up to Canada? It's not like you guys don't buy oranges or anything.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:58 am
We don't have the ethnic diversity you guys do Aggy....It's either Irish girls or blueberry blonds in Canada.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:56 am
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:55 am
I met her at a car show, my truck was next to her's
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:55 am
Damn... is this motifake or e-harmony?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:55 am
And, lating girls are more physical... touchy-feely. Having a traditional italian upbringing, it's what I'm used to. Prefer it.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:53 am
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:53 am
Had one long ago... sicilian girl. MEAN! A string of those types pushed me to decide that latin girls are better... more emotional, but with better benefits... cooking, cleaning, bed, bath and beyond. Makes the arguments more bearable.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:53 am
ya i like to show here off
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:51 am
Skinny redheads.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:49 am
I wasnt showing off i made that truck myself i had alot of pride in it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:45 am
Show offs?....elaborate please.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:44 am
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:41 am
I only wanted it to happen to my other truck, they scatched my baby
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:39 am
Damn, Canada... it's my theory that nothing like that ever happens to me because I want it to.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:38 am
but there was no way they could start it, i had a switch under the steering column that killed the power to the starter
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:35 am
I had it in the city for a year. i caught two guys trying to steal it. one got away and, andhe other might have needed an ambulance, not sure becausei left him there
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:34 am
Bunch of show-offs, you two.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:33 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:33 am
If you had it in the city It would be stolen by now anyways.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:32 am
I like skinny redheads as well.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:32 am
she misses the truck as much as i do.I even let her drive it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:30 am
My best friend works for the theater Union in WPG.....I might be able to hook you up. And I was just kidding aboot the Straight comment.....I've seen pics of your truck....and your GF.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:27 am
Sexual bribery.........My arch nemesis. They think they control us.....vaginal Hubris be damned!!!!!
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:26 am
yes im strait
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:26 am
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:25 am
My GF put me through a dry spell to take her to one in minneapolis, but i out lasted her! then took her anyway so i didnt look like an asshole. i left friday night
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:25 am
Spam-a-lot was ok... I guess I was just expecting more of the holy grail movie.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:24 am
Hairspray? Ugh. Mamma Mia, I could handle.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:23 am
Spamalot is the only thing I could stomach visiting a theater for.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:22 am
That's how I keep 'em coming back.....WTF? CANADA goes to musicals......I thought he was straight.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:22 am
worst one ever! hairspray
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:18 am
9 hours on the road today. worst part, my GF wouldnt let me honk at the "honk if you're horny" bumper sticker
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:16 am
Canada... what musical was it again?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:16 am
I'm sure it was a sight they'd remember for a lifetime... those sort of emotional scars never heal.

MICHAEL MOORE - Because there must always be someone on this Earth who makes you feel a little better about yourself

TAGS: michael moore joke
Rating: 3.08/5

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GodsWorshipMe - December 12, 2009, 10:37 am
yup, definitely a douchbag

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT - see mom i told you michael jackson is barney

TAGS: barney michael jackson
Rating: 3.31/5

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blackblaze - April 8, 2011, 6:26 am
hey did ui just call me a dog jkjkjkjkjk
Dill - April 8, 2011, 1:22 am
...another Scooby-Doo Mystery solved
Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 10:36 pm


BRET MICHAELS - is an over-the-hill untalented crass horny douchebag who utterly sickens me.

TAGS: bret michaels old untalented horny douche doris
Rating: 2.81/5

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Nittin - May 20, 2009, 12:58 am
what the hell kind of name is 'Bret'?
HtD - March 28, 2009, 3:56 am
You're one of the idiots that would go on the show to get a disease from this asshole.
mee - March 28, 2009, 2:58 am
man bret michaels is sexy and he is awesome although alot older than me i still love the music!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 22, 2009, 12:27 am
Talk dirty to me! Seriously, one okay song ( if I have my kitsch meter turned to 11 ) doesn't make up for a half assed career as a reality show c-level celebrity horndog with absolutely zero class.
Cubbybear - January 21, 2009, 11:11 am
I know what you mean...Poison was not a great band


TAGS: classic beauty michael douglas ill
Rating: 4.85/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 19, 2010, 3:09 pm
Not too sure about being that dumb, she did marry rich. Really, I think even without makeup Catherine is still cute compared to some of the Hollywood actresses. Photoshopping - lighting-it's a given-but in the end-they still must have the basics-she does
agdaniele - December 19, 2010, 12:30 pm
THat woman is dumb as a rock... or CEline Dion... whichever you prefer. And Face... you clearly can't identify poster backlighting when you see it!
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 12:20 pm
Mental note taken. I didn't even notice those grey lines. Thanks for the 5er.
Faceplant31 - December 12, 2010, 11:59 am
Tellitlikeitis you should have spent 2 more seconds and got rid of the grey lines on the outside of the fake. It draws certain nitpicky people away from the amsomeness of the fake. I 5'd it anyways.
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 10:04 am
suenero - December 12, 2010, 10:00 am
Everyone was thinking it, but someone had to say. 5L's (Damn you for beating me to it.)
tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 9:53 am
Thanks RL!
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 8:56 am

funny and de-motivating....awesome tellitlikeitis....awesome.

THANK GOD THAT BOY WAS FOUND - For a second, I thought Michael Jackson ordered take-out in heaven.

TAGS: michael jackson balloon boy tasteless
Rating: 3.77/5

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Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 12:28 pm
How'd I miss this classic? 5L!
Bah - December 13, 2009, 8:37 pm
Terribilarious! 5L!
erock - November 4, 2009, 12:58 am
that is really freakin funny. five lions
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 1:52 am
WTF! you hit up like half a dozen MJ poster. were you touched? are you suffering from stockholm syndrome?
gay - October 29, 2009, 1:46 am
go to Hell!!!!
Cheesy Poofs - October 22, 2009, 7:43 pm
Cant... Stop... Laughing... 5L
lunchmeat5000 - October 22, 2009, 12:57 am
Hmmm...this quote was on texts from last night
agdaniele - October 22, 2009, 12:17 am
The pedo one still makes me laugh more. I love it.
DreMagnum - October 22, 2009, 12:06 am
And this was made my a non member, amazing
Treehodger - October 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
you mean in hell?
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 10:17 pm
thanks WTFO
CANADA - October 21, 2009, 10:16 pm
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 9:25 pm
very nice, MC. Also, I like the new avatar, DM.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 9:21 pm
oh wow, thank you mintcrisp
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 9:12 pm
So far out of bounds it's on a new playing field. Excellent.
MrRandom - October 21, 2009, 9:10 pm
Hahahhaha nice.


TAGS: michael walt lost matrix link
Rating: 3.46/5

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crankyhead - December 31, 2012, 11:59 pm
At first I was like, 'Damn, that don't look like Skyler...'
Silverheart - December 31, 2012, 11:47 pm

I got it right away. Same actor in Matrix and Lost. I gave it 5Ls, mostly because it took me by surprise.
the1stCOMMI3 - June 10, 2011, 12:00 am
Even though the average person might ot get it, people who are die-hard matrix fans are sure to get it. No reason to give them 1L ...3L maybe
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:49 pm
Is the average person supposed to know what the fhuck this means? 1L

DEXTER - When he wins, we all win.

PERSCRIPTION FOR DEATH - They had problems with drugs, known problems. Doctors still prescribed them with drugs... legally. Where's the accountability?

TAGS: michael jackson whitney houston perscriptions
Rating: 3.89/5

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maoworks2 - February 13, 2012, 10:23 am
Too Bad But They Played With Fire !
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:06 pm
no bl5ck jokes on MF :)

YOU'RE NEXT!!! - Scarier than Bill Goldberg...

TAGS: michael jackson
Rating: 2.42/5

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Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 10:21 am
Oh Ok...
Tyrannous - July 18, 2009, 9:37 am
Somehow i think it was him that was next :-P

MICHAEL JACKSON - or how to begin your life as a black male and finish it as a white female

TAGS: funny michael jackson lol rofl lmao
Rating: 1.68/5

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culos - March 22, 2011, 7:41 am
This white female is now just a collection of bleached bones, what's the big deal about that?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 12:05 am
I understand that you have some very strong feelings about this dead pedophile, But threatening and abusive statements toward members is a good way to get yourself in trouble here. Fairly warned. (and work on your spelling, you're embarrassing yourself)
pzykosiz - March 21, 2011, 11:51 pm
maybe you should move along and find an internet community who cares
TheTrashHeap - March 21, 2011, 11:36 pm
He openly admitted to giving alcohol to young boys and then sleeping in a big bed with them. He admitted it on film and tried to say it was normal behavior. He also payed off his accusers. Pretty much an admission of guilt.
ICEMAN - March 21, 2011, 10:45 pm
He's so dead.
MichaelIsInnocentScrewu - March 21, 2011, 10:30 pm
RIP Do not listen to this sh*t, do not let it bother you..We're here..I dont deal with this crap no more. I actually got into A HUGE fight me vs my teacher I won in the end. Spread crap about MJ, you'll break some bones *cracks knuckles* hes so hott...
MichaelIsInnocentScrewu - March 21, 2011, 10:29 pm
I had to friggen sign up to post these friggen comments, your just pathetic, and childish. How stupid. Michael will always be the love of my heart, and an amazing talented man, who cares about changing the world. As for you, your an iggnorant a*s!
MichaelIsInnocentScrewu - March 21, 2011, 10:29 pm
Leave Michael Alone! Suck D*ck you f*cking As*hole! Get a f*cking life! Ur jealous hes 100000 million times better then u and saved many lives and helped deiseses of children! Search up THE MIKE JR SONG on utube IT PROVE HE HAS BALLS AND SOME GOOD BIG 1S!
bOB cHIN - October 9, 2009, 9:21 am
I think you have idea about this web site that may be ill-conceived, You dumb. You obv searched out some posters about MJ because the two you commented on were done 10 months apart. There must be plenty of tribute sites where your love could b appreciated
why should i give you my name? - October 8, 2009, 10:14 pm
stop talking trash about michael, you have alot more things wrong with you than he will ever have with him, your just jealous you cant make a change like him, he changed soo many lives, made the world a better place, and this is how you pay him back?!wow!
nunya fuckin buisiness - August 30, 2009, 1:10 pm
suck balls bitches!!!!!
RnR - September 15, 2008, 8:07 am
yeh, esspecially with this impersonation of Rose DeWitt Bukater

THE EVOLUTION OF MUSIC - From Michael Jackson to American Idol to Justin Bieber - we are so screwed in the future

TAGS: justin bieber sucks michael jackson ryan seacrest american idol
Rating: 4/5

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fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 2:58 am

SUBSTANCE ABUSE - You're doing it wrong.

TAGS: michaellawlorrojas
Rating: 2.67/5

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deadraisin - April 16, 2010, 1:55 pm
That is such a cool picture! 5L.

MICHAEL CERA - Stuck in the awkward teen years ever since 1926.

TAGS: michael cera photobomb
Rating: 2.62/5

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boeweizer - April 25, 2010, 6:40 am
i mean right
boeweizer - April 25, 2010, 6:40 am
lol 3rd from the left

PIZZA THE HUT - Or, as others may know him, Michael Moore Sr.


NEVERLAND - Where every night was like Prom night for Michael.

SPECIAL EFFECTS - They call this one "The Michael Bay Effect"

LAST WISHES - Per his request, Michael be melted down and turned into Legos. That way little boys can play with HIM.

TAGS: funny humor jackson michael
Rating: 3.55/5

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Lame - October 29, 2009, 1:49 am
Heaps lame
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 1:27 pm
What's this?: __________________________ Michael Jackson's EKG.
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:13 pm
Birthers, can't live with them, and beating them up would be considered a hate crime against the mentally handicapped...
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:47 pm
Michael Jackson has court, his lawyer asked him if they had any evidence on him... Michael replied, yes, but its only minor shit.
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:44 pm
erm, they're...
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:41 pm
what's the difference between MJ and a cell phone? their both made of plastic, but only one can be recharged when it dies!
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:39 pm
What do you call a four person band with no lead singer? The Jackson five
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:38 pm
What is Michael Jackson doing this weekend? Baby sitting for John Travolta!
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:37 pm
What kind of dressing does Macauley Culkin prefer? Neverland Ranch
Jmac0585 - July 29, 2009, 12:37 pm
I wish I could stop hearing about this guy every freaking day.
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:36 pm
They served caviar at MJ's funeral in memory of him beause it too comes on little white crackers.
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:35 pm
MJ wants to be cremated and his ashes spread in some hot chili. The chili will then be fed to several young boys so he can tear their asses apart one more time.
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:34 pm
you could make fun of Barry Soetoro (aka Obama) for being born in Kenya and registered as a citizen of indonesia, therefore making him a theif of his senatorial salary and a usurper of the presidency, but then again that's not all that funny to me...
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:32 pm
What do MacAulay Culkin and an Alien abduction victim have in common? They both been anal probed by a pale looking being.
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 12:28 pm
Now that he's gone what other hideously deformed, psychotic, child-obsessed, man-boy am I going to make fun of now that Bush is out of office?
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:20 pm
farrah fawcett got to heaven and god said "what is your last wish for the people of earth?" farrah said "i want to save the children." so god killed michael jackson.
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:18 pm
MJ wanted to be made in to a whistle so little kids can still blow him
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 11:19 am
MJ is like a grocery bag b/c he is made of plastic and a danger to small children
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 11:16 am
MJ died of food poisioning, coroner determines culprit was 10 yr old weiner.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 11:44 pm
And here's TTH polishing his rocks and wiping off his broom!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 11:42 pm
you need the third as an announcer!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 11:41 pm
Curling ho's yellin come on baby right on the button, Pass the hogline hurry hurry sweep! The ultimate Canadian wet dream!
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 11:40 pm
Nice. If you buy two in Canada, do you get the third for half off?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 11:38 pm
as often as I can afford a pair!
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 11:36 pm
TTH, how often do women yell that at you?
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 11:34 pm
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 11:30 pm
I just like hearing those women yell HARD HARD HURRY HARD!
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 11:28 pm
That's how we train 'em.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 11:15 pm
Sorry, moo+. Being an American, I would have never thought of a curling broom. Very odd sport, if you ask me. I do like the women's league though. A woman sweeping makes the sexist pig in me happy. Take cover, I expect an estrogen counter attack.
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 11:07 pm
I meant a curling broom. But whatever floats your boat.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 10:56 pm
May i suggest the broom from a street sweeper?
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 10:55 pm
Ouch. If you're going to use a broom, make sure it's an old wooden one so you can add the pain of splinters.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:16 pm
mooooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:16 pm
In all seriousness. It's better we gang up against the Timmies We can all agree to disagree. But collectively ass rape ( with a broom)the fucking motherfuckers who can't bring the funny.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:13 pm
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Get a room.....lol.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 10:12 pm
and i still reply how i like? there never was a hatchet no worries.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 10:10 pm
Sorry I have no respect for a sick pedophile, living or dead. TTH, I created this one a the other day but had to resubmit. Don't know what happened. Thanks for the kind words. I'm willing to bury the hatchet. You? (understand, I'll still post what I like)
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 10:08 pm
MJ had A strict abusive jehovahs witness upbringing. He was controlled as a child and never had a real childhood. It was a terrible thing to do to a child. It excuses NOTHING he did to those poor little kids and we must remember that.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:04 pm
That last not meant for you "no use" This one is. COME UP WITH YOUR OWN JOKES MOTARD.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:02 pm
STFU pedophile lover.
a name - June 28, 2009, 10:02 pm
He is absolutely right, you know. You should all be ashamed! That's why I'm going to McDonald's now to get the special McJackson Burger. It's 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns...We'll miss you MJ!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 10:02 pm
Absolutely hilarious five jesus juice drinkin lions! And yes i noticed who made it. brava brava
Corey - June 28, 2009, 10:00 pm
That is NOT FUNNY! He's dead! Have some fucking respect.
KDP3 - June 28, 2009, 9:24 pm
I'd got that text so many times

MICHAEL JACKSON - Death Just Adds to the Creepiness

TAGS: michael jaskcon dead creepy
Rating: 3.33/5

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MPsniper - July 27, 2012, 5:13 pm
thank goodness it is still dead. children everywhere can sleep safely in their beds.

Time Travel -

TAGS: 80 s wrong michael j fox time travel
Rating: 2.91/5

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Fatty - July 30, 2008, 5:05 pm
DAMN!!! now that's funny
RnR - July 18, 2008, 12:41 pm
hahahaha A+ better Parky then Jonathan i guess
Wtf - July 18, 2008, 12:39 pm
Time travel makes you start interviewing people ?



BEETLEJUICE - Qualifications: Attended Julliard, graduate of the Harvard Business School, travels extensively, lived through the Black Plague, and seen The Exorcist about 167 times.

TAGS: beetlejuice beetle juice michael keaton tim burton lydia
Rating: 2/5

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Fatt Matt - July 30, 2009, 11:31 am
Much better jalford...
Fatt Matt - July 30, 2009, 11:31 am
And it keeps getting funnier, every time I SEE IT!
Arrogant Knight - July 29, 2009, 11:02 pm
Quality, not quantity.

BUBBLES - Yeah, MJ's death really shook him up.

TAGS: monkey chimp michael jackson girlfriend
Rating: 2/5

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BoneCD - July 28, 2009, 5:04 pm
Too funny bOB...5 Poodles from me. What ever happen to Bubbles anyway?

THE TORN LOOK - Young Macaulay wondered why was it only fashionable around Michael's place?

TAGS: michael jackson macaulay caulkin
Rating: 1.75/5

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. - October 29, 2009, 1:43 am

TWO YEARS AGO - Michael Jackson has been dead for two years now and looking better than ever

TAGS: two years ago michael jackson
Rating: 4.43/5

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Coombsy007 - September 27, 2011, 8:44 am
Nice to see that death didnt make him any more whiter or gaunt.


TAGS: michael fredo corleaone godfather2
Rating: 4.05/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - May 6, 2011, 5:27 pm
Hey! That's demotivatingly funny

UNDYING LOVE - But the greatest love - the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother - Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another”

TRAGEDY - 15 minutes of this Dog Hater's life being more important than soldiers in Iraq.

North By Northwest -

TAGS: storyline acting movies alfred hitchcock cgi michael bay directs crap and transformers was an asswipe
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - March 2, 2014, 1:57 pm

and 5till one of my favorite movies.
GaryO - March 2, 2014, 1:32 pm


TAGS: my custom van by michael ian black gave me the idea
Rating: 3.75/5

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spacedog - February 27, 2010, 12:39 am
Sniff, sniff, fffffiiiiivvvvveeeee.

IT'S TO SMALL - thats what she said

TAGS: michael scott
Rating: 3.13/5

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Hawamleh - June 24, 2010, 12:24 am
Double post...*facepalm*
Spaceflightengineer - May 24, 2010, 1:44 am
Right on Iceman, seems he internet has ignorance flourishing.
Spaceflightengineer - May 24, 2010, 1:43 am
Right on Iceman. ...seems that the internet has ignorance flourishing!
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 12:40 am
Tryspelling'too'correctly.Yeah,if you can'tspell,Ican'tusethespacebar.

COACH HINES - Do not think that he will not suplex you!

TAGS: coach hines madtv keegan michael keyes suplex
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:25 am


TAGS: michael phelps weed legalize
Rating: 2.89/5

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BuZZbomb - August 5, 2009, 10:35 pm
It may not have helped him win medals but it WOULD explain his 12,000 calorie a day meal schedule.
MachoTurnip - August 5, 2009, 9:32 pm
Weed- not a performance enhancing drug..therefore can not make you do this however it can make you THINK you are doing it..which is a whole different story haha

PRINCESS - Today is gonna be a day you'll remember the rest of your life.

TAGS: princess tied michael jackson woods rnr
Rating: 2.7/5

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CANADA - October 29, 2009, 1:57 am
so is your plan to hit up every MJ poster in his defence
gay - October 29, 2009, 1:55 am
This is gay MJ wouldnt hurt a fly!
PSA - November 2, 2008, 4:37 pm
thats actually a really good photoshop, if i hadn't seen the original i would have believed it
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 4:45 pm
I think Michael Jackson is laying a trap for R. Kelly.
GoForthAndDie - September 21, 2008, 3:38 am
Why? Nothing's gonna happen to her, Michael likes boys.


TAGS: michael jackson dead
Rating: 2.64/5

ELVIS - Looks like he's got a new house guest.

GREAT MAZINGER - Showing off his manhood thirty years before Devastator


TAGS: lets do coke michael
Rating: 1.88/5
cali - November 6, 2008, 6:06 pm
it goes like this: COKE. lets do some.

MICHAEL JACKSON - He's now working at my local 7/11

TAGS: michael jackson 7 11 working
Rating: 1.86/5

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Derek - February 1, 2010, 11:20 pm
...along with Elvis

SWIMMING - It's only a sport when someone wins 8 Gold Medals


TAGS: dog ass michael cubby
Rating: 4.64/5

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Cubbybear - September 22, 2010, 10:24 pm
I still see him too


TAGS: michael jackson paul mccartney dishes
Rating: 4.38/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 7:00 am
McCartney was fired shortly afterwards for feeling up the table with the wonky leg.


TAGS: michael jackson dead
Rating: 3.65/5

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okami - March 25, 2010, 1:43 am
. . .i thought he'd been that way since the Pepsi commercial. . .
Bartimaeus - November 20, 2009, 9:42 pm
Not to beat a electroencephalographically challenged horse...but has anyone else noticed the juxtaposition of that microphone to his pelvis?
Woodywood03a - September 3, 2009, 12:25 am
You saw him laying there... He is dead.

WRONG - On so many levels

TAGS: michael jackson
Rating: 3.37/5

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. - October 29, 2009, 1:53 am
Sorry but i think you have a spelling error its ment to be RIGHT fuck head!
superduper - April 29, 2009, 4:49 am
THis is my 1st one. ITs a pic taken from the "Neverland" museum in MJs house. See the kid in tears on the right? ;)

INDIFFERENCE - The final remaining members of the Michael Vick Fan Club


TAGS: michael jackson freddy mercury
Rating: 3.05/5

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melissa1125 - October 30, 2011, 3:08 pm
Lame. The great Freddie Mercury NEVER was a child molester!
showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:16 pm
..gives whole new meaning to black & white??

MICHAEL JACKSON HAS COURT, HIS LAWYER ASKED HIM IF THEY HAD ANY EVIDENCE ON HIM... - Michael replied, yes, but it's only minor shit.

TAGS: mj jacko michael jackson funny
Rating: 2.87/5

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CANADA - October 29, 2009, 2:02 am

I GUESS HE LIKED THEM - For some people the future is fortold

TAGS: michael j fox shakes the picture
Rating: 2.67/5

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agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 6:58 pm
Now, had he said "Try the fries"...
Spangle - June 13, 2010, 6:54 pm
Oh my god, dude. Seriously. Like Lurch, I hate laughing at this. :
MrRandom - September 26, 2009, 2:03 am
Enoguh to send us all to hell
LURCH - September 26, 2009, 1:56 am
I hate that I am laughing at this, I am a horrible person, how many lions can u get
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 10:38 pm
maybe he can go back and avoid getting Parkinsons.....And make out with his mom.....You'd have done it, don't lie.



TAGS: mj michael jackson lego kids
Rating: 2.45/5

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Grr much - October 29, 2009, 1:42 am
i think yous should go to hell Michael Jackson was a better person then you will ever be and he never ever raped no kids so get over yourself!
Guest - June 26, 2009, 7:20 pm
May he rot in hell.
BriaHere - June 26, 2009, 2:32 pm
Woah, he just died. Don't have to be so mean about him already. I don't think he was a paedophile.
garth - June 26, 2009, 11:44 am
dick: is that sarcasm? your post's itentions seem clouded. such hate, hate leads to the dark side. theres no room left in the galaxy for any more sith (thats right motifake users, i just said that)
Agent K - June 26, 2009, 10:55 am
i love how everyone knows he was as guilty as OJ yet have nothing but nice words *ahem* so here he was a weirdo and fucking pedo who ruined the psyche of gof knows how many kids so yea im glad hes dead he wont be fucking kids now...
mooooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 10:51 am
strong defense for a man who had no respect for the living (children)
Dick - June 26, 2009, 10:41 am
Wow, what heartless fuck made this? Have some respect for the dead cock sucker!
lolo - June 26, 2009, 10:10 am
no comment ok?


TAGS: michael jackon black white
Rating: 2.06/5

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Woodywood03a - August 14, 2009, 7:07 pm
Thats low man.... funny but real low man!!!


TAGS: michael jackson moonwalk motown 25
Rating: 1.95/5

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. - October 29, 2009, 1:44 am
least he can do the moonwalk! I bet you cant!!!

MICHAEL VICK - Are you kidding me! They're going to let this worthless bag of flesh back in the NFL, but Pete Rose is banned for life for a betting. This world just isn't right!

TAGS: michael vick pete rose wrong
Rating: 1.92/5

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Haarakkon - August 7, 2009, 11:11 am
The NFL has also not endured the collective shame that was wrought on MLB by the Black Sox. 1919? Still, baseball as a sport has a much deeper appreciation for its history.
doofenshmirtz - August 7, 2009, 9:26 am
I hate to tell you guy pete never bet on his own shit and who was it hurting no one let me repeat that no one. & Mooooooooooo that is pretty funny.
Syd - August 7, 2009, 4:37 am
First, I agree that Vick should never play again... But devil's advocate - Pete Rose's issue was baseball related. Vick's wasn't football related. That'll be the arguement coming from the people who want to sell tickets to his games.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 7, 2009, 4:30 am
I don't see what the big problem with dog fighting is. The other day I saw these two bitches going at it in the bar parking lot, They were all "you stole my lipstick" and "I'll tear your weave out" It was hilarious.
Elder God Douchebag - August 7, 2009, 2:02 am
If the world isn't right, doofen-whatever, remove yourself from it. I honestly couldn't care less. Worse sh*t happens all the time.
Mikeipee - August 7, 2009, 1:04 am
Lets see, Pete Rose was caught, lied about it, and when it was too late turned around and admitted to his crimes. Mike Vick was caught, admitted it, paid his dues and now is allowed to play again. I guess being penitent pays. 20yrs is too late Pete.

MICHAEL JACKSON - It's OK son, the scary man with funny face has gone now!

TAGS: michael jackson kids
Rating: 1.7/5

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Faceplant31 - January 27, 2010, 5:13 pm
I agree Jake. Names kinda fitting for a douche tho!
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 4:34 pm
Someone's been sniffing the glue again!
Dusha - January 27, 2010, 4:32 pm
K Wells, you SUCK! Michael is da best, truly the King of Music and Great Heart! BTW, he's not gone. His death is a hoax.

MJJ'S TRIAL - Is A Bunch Of Shit!! (He Was Innocent!)

TAGS: michael jackson trial
Rating: 1.54/5

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Atari Mitsuku - January 10, 2010, 12:51 pm
Yay for Michael!! Innocent!!! R.I.P Mjj.
KRoNiK - December 19, 2008, 4:35 pm
isnt it mj not mjj
english--and proud - November 17, 2008, 8:31 am
Or is it ..Money talks..justice walks..!!
english--and proud - November 17, 2008, 8:29 am
This guy really give me the creeps..i know justice is suppose to be blind,but surely that don't extend to juries..or does it ???
LogicDude - November 17, 2008, 8:24 am
At the point where they said "Not Guilty."
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 17, 2008, 5:21 am
I'm confused... you say he was innocent... he was found innocent... at which point did it become a bunch of shit?


Moon Walking -

Michael Moore -

TAGS: michael moore columbine canadians documentary
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - May 30, 2013, 8:21 pm

i suspect he secretly is Canadian.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:03 pm
No, that was that Austin Powers guy.
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 5:55 pm
Wasn't he in the Halloween movies?

Megan Fox -

MUSICIAN - It hurts to say this, but let's face it: Things got so weird at one point, that he had to DIE in order for us to remember that he actually was one.

TAGS: musician assignment michael jackson
Rating: 4/5

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Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 1:59 pm
agreed, very true. 5L's
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 3:24 pm
lol too true, man. Too true. 5/5



TAGS: michael jackson experience videogame moonwalk
Rating: 3.75/5

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robbidos - February 10, 2013, 2:26 pm
*Not for small boys*

DIANA ROSS - She's the leading role in ET 2

TAGS: diana ross michael s best friend
Rating: 3.09/5

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rerun - January 21, 2010, 8:43 am

I think the image was intentional.
sickartist - January 21, 2010, 7:09 am
You should resubmit this with LaToya Jackson replacing the words Diana Ross.


TAGS: elvis day lisa marie presley michael jackson spinning in his grave
Rating: 3.09/5

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Stormhawk - June 14, 2010, 7:32 pm
You will not believe what the right corner sponser for this was, an ad for Graceland
Fatt Matt - December 11, 2009, 12:41 pm
If gluttony is really a sin, I'd say Elvis is there too.
rerun - December 11, 2009, 11:21 am

you are assuming that they are both in the same place.
Faceplant31 - December 11, 2009, 10:40 am
At least Elvis is able to beat the shit out of him now



TAGS: theone michael jackson
Rating: 2.91/5

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Anonymous2 - March 15, 2011, 8:06 pm
I agree, may Bubbles forever rest in peace.
TheOne - March 13, 2011, 10:59 am
agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 5:39 pm
Agreed, One... and for that, I'm glad to give an otherwise good poster 5L
TheOne - March 12, 2011, 4:35 pm
I think it would've sounded better if i said die.


TAGS: michael
Rating: 2.75/5

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Atari Mitsuku - January 10, 2010, 12:45 pm
Hope michael is in peace. R.I.P michael jackson.
latin spelling nazi - October 14, 2009, 9:14 am
IN MEMORIAM by the way...
BuZZbomb - June 26, 2009, 9:00 pm
The autopsy report came out. He died from Food Poisoning. Seems he ate too many 9 year old nuts.


TAGS: elvis michael canada hell
Rating: 2.75/5

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Woodywood03a - September 7, 2009, 5:13 pm
Thats low man, really low.

UH-OH - I see that Michael Douglas is on the prowl again

HE'S DEAD - Does this mean I can do the book deal now?


TAGS: baseball michael jordan sucked huge strike zone well there s always basketball that consolation prize
Rating: 2.38/5

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Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 11:16 pm
As states go, it's pretty sizable. I thought comparing a man to a landmass was the height of hyperbole. (pun not intended.)
DreMagnum - October 25, 2009, 9:44 pm
is Nevada really big or something?


TAGS: nfl celebrities 49ers egotism michael crabtree
Rating: 2.36/5

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Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 9:44 pm
God, I know that misery. A TON of my posters have the worst typos. You should see the one I did for "Voices in my head" day.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 9:42 pm
I've come pretty close to doing something like that myself from time to time, but I much prefer to simply misspell words instead.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 9:22 pm
It's nice to meet another MS paint user. Anyway, after you drag your text into place, fill in the empty spot with black. Still a good poster. 4/5

MICHAEL JACKSON - Still Loves The Stump

TAGS: michael jackson
Rating: 2.36/5

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Treehodger - October 18, 2009, 12:27 pm
Now I know I made a lot of bad ones, but this? By the way, as for the picture goes, I do not see it.
spacedog - October 13, 2009, 5:21 pm
Uhm...I'm sorry to say I don't get this one Lederhosen. I think the pic is funny, likening MJ to a stump with what could be an image of a sphincter...but the caption?

PARKINSON'S DISEASE - I think we've finally found the cause.

TAGS: i told you so michael j fox i told you so
Rating: 2.31/5

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GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 6:02 pm
what is it? it's the god damn flux capacitor. The very thing that allows time traval......29.99 @ Walmart.--- (Delorean sold seperately)
Derek - December 12, 2009, 5:13 pm
What is it?

AMERICAN NINJA - The reason Chuck Norris retired

TAGS: american ninja chuck norris michael dudikoff steven seagal vin diesel badass
Rating: 2.28/5

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Torquemada - April 11, 2009, 4:07 am
Hey, I used to like this film as a kid ) other parts sucks though
xxx - January 3, 2009, 10:09 am
"The deadliest art of orient is now in hands of an american" oww come on! whats next? "lets give a nuke to a chimp!"? oh wait, they did it already.... i hope this president will be better... maybe a baboon...
MeanGene - December 15, 2008, 10:19 am
Man, how do people get away with making movies this bad?

THE KING OF POP - Smooth, but not a criminal.

TAGS: michael jackson
Rating: 2.2/5

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Vincent - December 11, 2009, 6:57 pm

MJ 2000 V1 & V2 - Version 3 comes with cup holders

NORMAL - Michael... I think your definition is different from the rest of the world. Seriously.

TAGS: michael jackson
Rating: 1.9/5

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TigerKid - September 19, 2008, 7:59 am
MWLF *salutes* thanks for the LoL
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 10:48 pm
Wow, he was black, then white, then pale deathly white, and now he's gone 8 bit. IN the end, Michael Jackson wil be a single pixel, bouncing back and forth across a screen in a hospital, the first human being to turn into Pong.

THIS IS IT! - Oh yes! Thanks goodness!

MICHAEL MOORE - Say Team America ate my baby! What? SAY TEAM AMERICA ATE MY BABY!!!!


Michael Jackson -

Poor Michael Myers -